Mom...according to the preteen...

1. What is something mom always says to you?
That's Redunkulous...which is not cool.

2. What makes mom happy?
Making fun of me ( I have to get my kicks somehow!)

3. What makes mom sad?
Making her drive me to the bus stop (at 6:55 in my p.j.'s without a shower, no bra, in slippers, etc..ARGHH!)

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
says things like "redunkulous" which she doesn't use correctly (OK so I am apparently not the COOL Mom I thought I was)

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Bossy (haven't changed, i guess)

6. How old is your mom?
34 (NOT!)

7. How tall is your mom?
around 5'2" (NOT!)

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Shop and do laundry, scrapbooking ( Apparently she isn't getting my sarcasm about how mich I LOVE doing laundry)

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Go to bars and have free time with Daddy (a bar? does Supermex count?)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Tooting a lot (so I am not editing...YIKES)

11. What is your mom really good at?
Folding laundry, no never mind, scrapbooking

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Saying cool words, like redunkculis

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Teach 2nd graders for 6 years and wants to change to 3rd grade

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
CHEESE (Right on!)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She spends time to make scrapbooks for me and spends time with me.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Minnie Mouse because she's cute.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
play Wii

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We're both are girls and in the same family (deep for her age, huh?)

19. How are you and your mom different?
There's a lot of reasons. We don't have the same color hair and I don't burp as loud as her (I think she is testing to see if I will type what she says....)

20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The mall and scrapbooking stores

21. How do you know your mom loves you?
Cause she makes fun of me! (Really, that's why? I better bring it then!)